FebruaryFeb 26 Friday 10
“Today I connected all the freckles on my arm with a Sharpie. It spells out RIKSHAZ9LIRK. Clearly I am The Chosen One.”
FebruaryFeb 20 Saturday 10
“There's a word for people like that...No, I'm saying, there's a word and I don't know what it is. I'm not being fucking poetic.”
FebruaryFeb 10 Wednesday 10
“This Inglorious Basterds tribute print is... well... glorious: http://bit.ly/dib35O”
FebruaryFeb 3 Wednesday 10
“The one and only Lost S6 trailer, as seen last night on ABC. Straight from my TV to you, with love. http://bit.ly/l0stS6”
FebruaryFeb 1 Monday 10
“When I hear people bitch about the iPad not making phone calls, this is what I think of: http://bit.ly/9tg5Ma”
JanuaryJan 28 Thursday 10
“My iPhone email signature now reads: "Sent from my iPad Mini".”
JanuaryJan 20 Wednesday 10
“A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a workstation :D Good morning!”
“Final Season Of 'Lost' Promises To Make Fans More Annoying Than Ever. http://bit.ly/l0st506”
DecemberDec 11 Friday 09
“ColorSchemer and COLOURlovers unite http://bit.ly/6CrTmr & Twitter profile skins w/ Themeloen: http://bit.ly/6v9rFo. It's a colorful day.”
NovemberNov 4 Wednesday 09
“Son, no one gives a shit about all the things your cell phone does. You didn't invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that.”
OctoberOct 30 Friday 09
“noticed girl next to me at the coffee shop launch firefox from a dmg. only on a mac could app installation be so simple that it's confusing.”
SeptemberSep 24 Thursday 09
“No, you can not borrow my t-shirt...How about instead of standing there looking shocked, you do your fucking laundry?”
SeptemberSep 17 Thursday 09
“Why the fuck would I want to live to 100? I'm 73 and shit's starting to get boring. By the way, there's no money left when I go, just fyi.”
SeptemberSep 16 Wednesday 09
“(404): i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. "i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn".”
SeptemberSep 13 Sunday 09
“If men could learn from history, what lessons it might teach us! But passion and party blind our eyes, and the light which experience gives is a lantern on the stern which shines only on the waves behind us.”
Samuel Taylor Coleridge (via Matt)
AugustAug 30 Sunday 09
“IMHO, @shitmydadsays is one of the best things on the *ENTIRE* internet. Remember that.”
AugustAug 20 Thursday 09
“Have you checked out the @Virb 's Explore photo section? Amazing... and IMHO higher quality shots than Flickr Explore”
Twitter / CameraPorn: Have you checked out the ... Lots of love for Virb's Explore on Twitter
“With Inglourious Basterds, Quentin Tarantino has made his best movie since Pulp Fiction. He has also made what could arguably be considered the most audacious World War II movie of all-time.”
AugustAug 6 Thursday 09
“I have looked into the eye of this island, and what I saw was beautiful.”
John Locke (of the LOST variety) (via Matt)